maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
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ludwig-weilschmidt: WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY
snoipahkat: the jig is up
son-of-prongs: re-reading your own writing
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chernobylkinsmen: i always find it interesting that like so many people are opposed to religion but then when they actually take a moment and like read the source material or just politely ask a quite practicer or something suddenly it’s like ”hey this actually is…not awful?” i’ve noticed this happens a lot…
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overusedinkpen: which one of these things is not like the other? It took me a second
sirdeathemizel: do you ever draw something a million times above your usual skill level and it’s just like where the fuck did that come from
ishimaruu: sky hi sky bye